Trade Outpost Rules السجل · Nomad Highlands

Nomad's Drop Trade Outpost — Rules:

Remember our three rules for workplace safety and productivity:

1. Follow the schedule!

2. Lift with your legs, not your back! Support each other with heavy cargo!

3. In case of elevator malfunction, report to the shift overseer!

(The fine print reads: If you're early, you're on time. If you're on time, you're late. If you're late, you're fired. No paid overtime. Fruit basket refilled biweekly.)

Fruit Basket Is Empty Again!!

The 8 and a half bell peppers we're allotted every two weeks don't cut it. Are bell peppers even fruits?