Crusty Benek's Journal Letter · The Outskirts
- Location
- The Outskirts
- Length
- 60
- Nearest Lantern
- Harbour
- Methodology
- Data Methodology
- Author
- Dakota Chinnick
Crusty Benek's Journal is a letter of 60 words. It opens: "I still can't believe that inbred barnacle-eater WARNED ME about the cargo! Clearly he knows NOTHIN' about me…"
- Location
- The OutskirtsChapter VII Witch Hunt
- Nearest Lantern
- Harbourabout 34 m away
- Length
- 60#69 longest of 128
- Letters in this region
- 20Including this one
Full text
Game dataThe letter exactly as the game shows it.
SpoilerFull text of the letter
I still can't believe that inbred barnacle-eater WARNED ME about the cargo!
Clearly he knows NOTHIN' about me... About my deep intelligence, my ambition...
There must be something important in that chest and I'm certain when I claim it, it'll make me the King of Smugglers — and Jack will become obsolete while I take the crown.
WHAT A FOOL!
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Where to find Crusty Benek's Journal
CalculatedThe letter is in The Outskirts. The closest Lantern is Harbour, about 34 m away in a straight line.
- Location: The Outskirts (region VII)
- Chapter: Chapter VII Witch Hunt
- Nearest Lantern: Harbour · about 34 m away
- Show it on the region map
The distance is measured from the letter's position to the Lantern in a straight line; the walk can be longer.
Everything placed in The Outskirts
Bosses: 3 (High Justicar Aurelius, Experiment 83)
Chests: 13 (Distilled Blade Material, Lunatic's Grasp, Empty Ferrofluid Flask, Distilled Transmutation Material, Butcher's Carnage, Ferrofluid Flask Power Upgrade, Dominatus, Glass Soldier, Surplus, Superior Firearm Parts, Imperial Catalyst Clot, Quintessential Blade Material)
Lanterns: 6 (Lighthouse, Harbour, Island of Whispers, Broken Bridge, Market Square, Breach)
Letters: 20 (Sick Child's Diary, Secret Goodbye, Medical Records — The Experiment, Sickroom Flyer, Cryptic Note, Mice Rules — Note Two, Mice Rules — Note Three, Mice Rules — Note One, Shrike's Appeal — Follow the Light, Old Lady's Diary, City Offensive — Rebels, Barnaby's Diary, City Offensive — Resistance, Shrike's Appeal — Napoleon, Note on Scruffy's Grave, Mice Rules — Note Four, Crusty Benek's Journal, A Torn Letter to Crusty Benek, Torn Page with Shrike's Anthem)
More letters from The Outskirts
19 other letters, each with its opening line.
Crusty Benek's Journal is one of 20 letters in The Outskirts. The nearest Lantern is Harbour, about 34 m away. At 60 words it ranks #69 by length out of 128 letters.
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Crusty Benek's Journal FAQ
Where do you find Crusty Benek's Journal in Valor Mortis?
In The Outskirts (Chapter VII Witch Hunt). The nearest Lantern is Harbour, about 34 m away.
What does Crusty Benek's Journal say?
It opens with "I still can't believe that inbred barnacle-eater WARNED ME about the cargo! Clearly he knows NOTHIN' about me…" The full 60-word text is on this page behind a spoiler.
What other letters are nearby?
The Outskirts has 20 letters in all, including Cryptic Note, Mice Rules — Note One, Mice Rules — Note Two, Mice Rules — Note Three, Mice Rules — Note Four.