Dry ink
WaterHeal 10 Water
Water bonus (+2)
- Cooldown
- 1
- Accuracy
- 100%
- Critical
- 1% · ×2
- Healing per cast
- 10
Chatty Octopus — SPAM Card Water · Epic
WaterEpicSupportControlElement engine
- HP
- 500
- Spamtons
- 3
- Tier
- D
- Methodology
- Data Methodology
- Author
- Dakota Chinnick
Chatty Octopus (Epic, Water) is a SPAM card with 500 HP, 3 Spamtons per turn and 1 ability: Dry ink.
Chatty Octopus overview
Game data
Chatty Octopus
Dry ink
1
Smoke500/500
3
Chatty Octopus (Epic, Water) has 500 HP and earns 3 Spamtons per turn. Our model rates it D tier, #118 of 127 cards.
Chatty Octopus is an element engine: Dry ink add element points with every cast, and each point raises every ability of that element by 10% for the rest of the match. That stacking is the core of most strong SPAM decks.
D#118 of 127 cardsModeled from damage, durability, economy and how often the strongest decks use itModeled
- Damage
- 8
- Durability
- 31
- Economy
- 4
- Utility
- 66
Data: SPAM game client v1.20 · extracted Oct 7, 2026 · How we calculate this
Chatty Octopus abilities
CalculatedBase values before element bonuses. Expected damage accounts for accuracy, critical hits, targets and the average resistance of the card pool.
WaterStarting Tox
Chatty Octopus enters every match with Smoke already in one of its three slots.
SmokeEnshrouds the allied field after using an attack or a heal
Chatty Octopus talents
Every card has three talents and one is active per match. In ranked you pick it in a 30-second draft; in casual it is set in your collection.
- 1New LifeStarts the game with either the Phoenix or Graveyard passive, chosen at random.
- 2Shared ShieldIncreases the elemental resistances of all allied cards by (+10%).
- 3InversionStart the game with the "Inversion" passive
Talents unlock when you pull duplicates of the card from orbs.
Resistances
Game dataChatty Octopus resists Earth damage best (11%) and takes the most from Fire, Nature, Shadow and Light (8%).
+8%Fire+9%Water
+11%Earth
+8%Nature
+8%Shadow
+8%LightEffective HP against the card pool's average damage mix: 548.
How to play Chatty Octopus
Chatty Octopus resists Earth damage best (11%) and takes the most from Fire, Nature, Shadow and Light (8%).
GeneratesWater
WaterSynergies
Cards that feed Chatty Octopus's element bonuses, or that its own bonuses power up.
Similar cards and alternatives
Same element or role with comparable HP and income: swap options when you don't own Chatty Octopus.
Chatty Octopus lore
Species: CreatureRegion: Ocean of the DepthsEra: Prosperous Era
Now that the world seems to have regained its elemental balance, nature and its adaptation to the environment can be observed as never before. Some shallow areas of the Ocean are in fact the domain of a giant octopus. These octopuses, non-aggressive toward the ships of Lumethia, are nonetheless territorial. Their tentacles come out of the water to emit an alert sound signaling the octopus's presence. Ships that ignore the warning end up at the bottom of the sea. Only one accident is on record, dating from the old days. Today, these creatures serve as landmarks at sea to chart routes.
More SPAM lore →Art and print odds
Every SPAM card can drop in four finishes; orbs roll the finish separately from the card:
- Standard95%
- Reverse3%
- Foil1.6%
- Full Art0.4%
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Chatty Octopus (Epic, Water) has 500 HP and earns 3 Spamtons per turn. Our model rates it D tier, #118 of 127 cards. Chatty Octopus is an element engine: Dry ink add element points with every cast, and each point raises every ability of that element by 10% for the rest of the match. That stacking is the core of most strong SPAM decks. Chatty Octopus resists Earth damage best (11%) and takes the most from Fire, Nature, Shadow and Light (8%).
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Chatty Octopus FAQ — SPAM v1.20
Is Chatty Octopus good in SPAM?
Our model rates Chatty Octopus D tier (#118 of 127 cards). It scores 8 for damage and 31 for durability on a 0–100 scale relative to every other card. These ratings are modeled from game data, not win rates.
What is the best talent for Chatty Octopus?
Chatty Octopus can run New Life, Shared Shield and Inversion; pick the one that fits your deck's plan.
What abilities does Chatty Octopus have?
Chatty Octopus has Dry ink. Together they deal about 0 expected damage per turn against an average card before element bonuses.
What is Chatty Octopus weak to?
Chatty Octopus resists Earth damage best (11%) and takes the most from Fire, Nature, Shadow and Light (8%).
What is the lore of Chatty Octopus?
Now that the world seems to have regained its elemental balance, nature and its adaptation to the environment can be observed as never before. Some shallow areas of the Ocean are in fact the domain of a giant octopus. These octopuses, non-aggressive toward the ships of Lumethia, are nonetheless territorial.